Silver spoon edition – white privilege card

NEW DESIGN! Bolder, Brighter, and WHITER!
You’ve taken it for granted all your life. It’s always been there, and now you can show it! This card re-affirms the fact that you’ve been handed everything in life with little to no effort on your part. You were the first picked for the team, you were the teacher’s pet in school, and now that you hold that PH.D and graduated at the top of your class, why not stand proud and flaunt your privilege to the fullest? Similar to the “Man Card” but oh, so much more. Entitlement can only carry you so far, but now you can carry the proper credentials and enjoy even more perks. Imagine the cards being delt for the first hand of that Thursday night Poker game. Instead of reaching into your wallet for dollar bills, reach in and grab this card and show it to your buddies. You’ll certainly be able to play that first without spending a dime because Membership has it’s privileges, I guess.